Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Vampire Killer Barbys - UK DVD Review

While on tour, Punk Band "Killer Barbys" drive through a lonely road in the countryside of Spain when their van breaks down. A creepy old man invites the group to spend the night in the castle of Countess Von Fledermaus and introduces himself as her secretary Arkan. Arkan tells the group he will contact the mechanic and he says the Countess loves young people. Three of the members accept the invitation to stay and the other two ( Billy and Sharon) stay in the van having Coitus. When the band meet the Countess they find out she is actually the Ancient artist Olga Luchan  and they find out how she has kept so young.

The movie was written & Directed By Jess Franco and stars  the Killer Barbies ( billed as Killer Barbys for legal reasons).

This is not the worst Jess Franco Movie but it's not the Best either. In the movie there is nudity, Blood, awful acting and a  flimsy plot.

There ARE better Jess Franco movies out there ( i assure you!) Go look for them, However, if you like Nudity,Blood,crap acting & flimsy plots then by all means watch this "Movie" ( i struggle to call it that!) but leave your brain at the door.

Special Features include: Behind the scenes featurette,Image Gallery & Jess Franco Filmography

Monday, 17 August 2015

The House With 100 Eyes DVD Review

Ed and Susan appear to be a normal loving couple, however, they are far from it. They are Snuff Filmmakers and want to make the first ever triple feature; Three victims, three kills, all in one night.

In order to provide their fans with everything you'd get on a Straight DVD, they have rigged their entire house with cameras and audio for your viewing pleasure. Ed's plan slowly unravels and it is all captured on tape.

The House with  100 eyes is  Written and Co-directed by Jim Roof (alongside Jay Lee), Jim also stars in the movie as Ed, his co stars include Shannon Malone ( Susan)  and Larissa Lynch (Jamie).

I really enjoyed this movie very much, the acting in the film was great , as was the plot. I recommend this to even the most Hard-core Horror Fan because it is genuinely creepy & disturbing.

Special Features: Trailer Only (See Below)

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

REUNION - Film Review

An unstable mental patient goes on an overnight rampage to terrorize an ex-rock star and his friends,only to discover she is linked to him in mysterious ways.

Reunion is an Action, Horror, Mystery  which was written by Bert Havird and Directed by Shawn Chou. it is a co-production between ACH Reunion and MOnsterworks66.

It stars Maria Olsen (Starry Eyes,Vile,Gore Orphanage, Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief), Jack Turner, Sarah Schreiber, Reign Morton (Whitney) and Cara Santana (Salem,Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta!).

I really enjoyed  this film, it was brilliantly shot and produced,the entire cast and crew did a great job, Maria Olsen gives a creepy & terrifying performance everytime she is on screen. One of the best films i've seen.

I Recommend everyone watches this film as soon as it's released to the public.

Friday, 10 July 2015

The Possession of Michael King - UK Dvd Review

Michael King , doesn't believe in God or the Devil. When his wife dies suddenly he sets out to make a film about the existence of the supernatural, and makes himself the centre of the experiment.

After allowing demonologists,necromancers and practitioners of the occult to try their darkest rituals on him, he discovers that a horrifying demonic force has taken over his body. And it will not let him go!

The Possession of Michael King is a  2014 Horror film  Co-written ( and directed ) By  David Jung. The film stars Shane Johnston, Ella Anderson & Cara Pifko.

It IS a Demonic Possession Movie but it is a sinister take on the Subject, is it original? Probably not, but it is still an enjoyable scary movie ( It made me jump several times! which rarely happens!)  I really liked it. I recommend that you, get your mates round, get some booze ( or fizzy pop for you teetotallers) , Popcorn and check it out.

It's one of the best Horror movies i've seen this year, but make up your own mind.

I give this movie 5 Demons out of 5.

Unfortunately there are NO Special features on the DVD which sucks balls ( would've liked a Trailer at least).

Friday, 26 June 2015

Digging Up The Marrow - DVD Review

A Documentary exploring genre based monster art takes an odd turn when the filmmakers are contacted by a man who claims he can prove that monsters are indeed real.

Digging up the Marrow is a Biography,Drama, Fantasy,Monster Movie. It's written & Directed by the very talented Adam Green (Hatchet, Frozen) who also stars in the movie (as himself), Ray Wise  stars alongside him as William Dekker (retired detective turned Monster Hunter).  Both Adam & Ray are Brilliant in the movie. the movie also features Cameos from the likes of  Kane Hodder (Hatchet Trilogy,Friday the 13th VII-X), Lloyd Kaufman (Toxic Avenger),Joe Lynch, Tom Holland,Tony Todd,Mick Garris (Masters of Horror), Don Coscarelli (Phantasm Franchise, Bubba Ho-Tep) and The Late Great Dave Brockie ( AKA Oderus Urungus).

The Movie was funny, i loved that they used  old school practical effects in the movie and did it brilliantly i might add ( Take a Fucking Hint Hollywood!).

I Highly Recommend people check this out, it IS one of the must see movies of 2015 ( In my humble opinion)

Special Features include:

Monsters Of the Marrow-Making of Featurette
Deleted Scenes

Monday, 15 June 2015

The Babadook Blu Ray Review

A Single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her.

The Babadook is a creepy Australian Horror film written & directed by Jennifer Kent and stars Essie Davis,Noah Wiseman and Daniel Henshall.

I really enjoyed this film, I thought the plot was original and the acting is really good in this film, Essie Davis is great as Amelia ( the mother) and  Noah Wiseman is great as Samuel ( her son). I highly recommend this movie to fans of creepy Horror,Australian Horror or Horror in general.

Special Features:

Making of Documentary
"Monster" - Original Short
3 Featurettes
Trailers & Stills Galleries
Hidden Extra

Wednesday, 27 May 2015

Exists - DVD Review

A group of friends who venture into the remote Texas woods for a party weekend find themselves stalked by Bigfoot.

"Exists" is a Horror Film written by Jamie Nash and directed by Eduardo Sanchez (Blair Witch Project) 
stars Samuel Davis,Dora Madison Burge and Roger Edwards.

I really liked this movie, yes it's done in a found footage style , but so what!  At least it wasn't made by Michael Bay!!

If you like Bigfoot Horror Movies, then you might like this one...I Did.

Special Features:

21 Days in the woods: Behind the scenes of "Exists"
Bringing Bigfoot to life
Deleted Scenes

Wolves - DVD Review

A Boy is trying to find out about his family History and stumbles upon a town of lycans.

"Wolves"  is an Action-Horror written & directed by David Hayter and stars Lucas Till, Stephen McHattie and John Pyper-Ferguson.

I thought this movie was pretty good, the acting was decent enough, the effects were good, the only down side, I thought, was a flimsy & predictable plot.

Don't get me wrong, it DID pass the time (87 minutes) and i did enjoy it for what it was, obviously there ARE much better werewolf films out there,  this is a decent addition to the werewolf subgenre.,  don't let me put you off tho, give it a go and see what you think.

Special Features:

Deleted Scenes
Gag Reel

Saturday, 25 April 2015

Fear Clinic - UK DVD Review

A doctor works to cure patients suffering from crippling phobias by placing them inside his invention which induces and controls hallucinations.

Fear Clinic The Movie is co-written and directed by Robert Hall ( it's based on the web series of the same name).

The Movie Stars Thomas Dekker, Fiona Dourif , Corey Taylor (Slipknot and Stone Sour Frontman) and Horror Legend Robert Englund as Dr Andover.

I never watched the web series ( i doubt you need to have seen it to enjoy the movie).

I really enjoyed this movie, the acting was great especially by the main cast. it was really scary because most people have some sort of phobia ( Heights,clowns,death, etc). it is one of the best horror films i've seen in a while.

I highly recommend this movie to anyone who is looking for an original scary film.

There are NO Special Features on the UK dvd (Which Sucks )

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Starry Eyes DVD Review

A Hopeful young starlet uncovers the ominous origins of the Hollywood elite and enters into a deadly agreement in exchange for fame and fortune.

Starry Eyes is Co-written and directed by Kevin Kolsch and Dennis Widmyer and stars Alex Essoe (As Sarah),Amanda Fuller and Noah Segan. The movie also features Nick Simmons ( Son of Rock Legend Gene Simmons) and Maria Olsen as The Casting Director.

I really enjoyed this movie, it was well acted, there was lots of scares & Gore in it.

I Highly recommend it to every horror fan reading this review.

Special Features

Audio Commentary
Deleted Scenes
Alex Essoe Audition
Score to Picture

I give this movie 5 inverted pentagrams out of 5

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Clown (2014) DVD Review

 A father (andy powers) is forced to scramble for a clown costume when the clown he hired to perfom at his son's 10th birthday cancels at the last minute, the dad finds a costume,ends up saving the party. However, when it comes time to take off the costume he finds he is unable to do so without getting injured, what starts out as a joke suddenly turns sinister when something inside him begins to turn wicked.

The movie was produced by Eli Roth ( who also appears in the movie as Frowny the Clown).

I really enjoyed this movie a lot, it's one of the best killer clown movies out there and i recommend it to everybody,it has some great gore effects.

The only down side of the DVD is the fact there are NO special features on the disc at all, but don't let that put you off from buying it.

I give this movie 5 evil clown faces out of 5

Saturday, 14 February 2015

Torment - DVD Review

Newlyweds Cory and Sarah Morgan take Cory's 7 year old son Liam up to the country. then one night when it looks as if Liam has run away, what started out as a psychological suspence turns into an all out Horror, as Sarah and Cory confront a Sadistic cult-like family who have been hiding in the house the whole time and have taken Liam as the newest member of their family.

Torment is a  Horror/Thriller written by Michael Foster and Thomas Pound, Directed by Jordan Barker and it stars Katharine Isabelle (Ginger Snaps Trilogy,American Mary,See No Evil 2)  as Sarah  &  Robin Dunne (Cruel Intentions 2,Species III,The Skulls II) as Cory.

Special Features on the UK DVD are virtually non-existent apart from a Trailer.

I really enjoyed this film, one of the best i've seen in a while. So if you are a fan of Katharine Isabelle or you are looking for a really good Horror Flick, i suggest you pick this up asap.

i give this movie 5 out of 5

Monday, 12 January 2015

Killer Klowns From Outer Space - Blu Ray/DVD review

When Mike and his girlfriend Debbie turn up at the local police station warning that a gang of homicidal alien clowns have arrived in the town of Crescent Grove, the cops are naturally sceptical. Talk of popcorn-firing guns and a spaceship shaped like a circus tent out in the woods hardly helps to convince them.

Before long, however, reports start coming in from anxious locals detailing similar run-ins with the Killer Klowns. There can be no doubt that the Killer Klowns from Outer Space are here & ready to turn the population of earth into candy floss (Cotton Candy for our US chums).

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a 1988 Comedy Horror Sci-Fi and  is the sole directorial effort from the Chioda Brothers ( the special effects team behind Critters and Team America: World Police).

Grant Cramer stars as Mike Tobacco and Susanne Snyder as Debbie Stone in the film.

Special Features on Both the dvd & Blu Ray are:

Audio Commentary
Making of Featurette
interviews with the cast , Crew, music composer
Deleted Scenes (W/ audio Commentary)
Klown Auditions
Image Gallery
Original Theatrical Trailer

The Blu ray/dvd comes with a collectors booklet

The movie is more funny than Scary, but it's still a great movie to watch, I really enjoyed it and i think you will too.....unless you are afraid of clowns that is!

i give this movie 9 1/2 killer Klowns out of 10.